By Adam S. Levy, Radar Staff Writer
Texas governor Rick Perry continues to try and accomplish lemonade out of lemons.
The longest-serving governor of the Lone Star State mocked his own tongue-tied ability in Wednesday’s GOP agitation by acclimatized David Letterman‘s Top 10 Rick Perry Excuses on Thursday’s show.
And they were:
10. “Actually there were three affirmation I messed up accept night. One was the nerves, two was the cephalalgia and three was, and three, uh, uh. Oops.”9. “I don’t apperceive what you’re talking about. I avant-garde things went well.”
8. “Hey, I was up aback accept night watching Dancing With the Stars.”
7. “I alarm the agitation was tonight.”
6. “Hey, listen. You try apperception with Mitt Romney activated at you. That is one handsome dude.”5. “Uh, el niño?”
4. “I had a five-hour activity booze six hours afore the debate.”
3. “I in fact hoped to get on my admired abode show, but instead I assured up here.”
2. “Hey, I basal to admonition crop the calefaction off my accent Herman Cain.”1. “I just abstruse Justin Bieber is my father.”
As we avant-garde reported, if Perry was asked what three federal departments he would allay during Wednesday’s debate, he replied, “Commerce, Education and the — what’s the third one there? Let’s see …”
Perry, blockage and stammering, struggled to accepting the question. His GOP colleagues acclimatized the Environmental Protection Agency, which the baby-kisser initially agreed with, but again backed off of, still clumsy to specify which bureau he’d do abroad with.
“Seriously: You can’t name the third one?” adjudicator John Harwood said, stunned.
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“The third bureau of government I would do abroad with — the Education, the Commerce. And let’s see. I can’t. The third one, I can’t,” Perry said. “Oops.”
Many experts age-old Thursday predicted the Texas-sized asphyxiate would aggregate Perry his beforehand — Steve Schmidt, the organizer of Sen. John McCain‘s 2008 campaign, put it a lot of bluntly: “It’s over for him.”
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To Perry’s credit, he’s acclimatized valiantly to abuttals the bloomer from a abrogating to a positive, aswell badinage about it on acclimation anniversary shows and advertisement a poll on his website attraction supporters which federal bureau they would a lot of like to be rid of.
Fun fact: Perry has never absent an election.
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